The Isackson Family went Full Retard. You never go FULL retard.

This story is just too funny for me. Imagine, you're an elite soccer player with a full scholarship to UCLA. On the first day of practice, this complete Kook rolls out. 

You might begin to question your abilities, but then, it wouldn't take long to realize, this girl sucks. She sucks at soccer, and is probably dumb. If you're going to pretend to be someone, at least make it believable. 

FYI - read the story. She got photoshopped out of the team photo because she sucked so hard. This was before the admissions scandal broke.

Man it pays to be rich. 


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